Saturday, April 24, 2010

More from Eyjafjallajokull - The Big Picture -

Click on the link below to view some amazing photos of Iceland...

More from Eyjafjallajokull - The Big Picture -

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Sunday, April 18, 2010

Random Randomness...

Been away for a while, recovering from pneumonia, which, by the way, I don't recommend. Here are some quotes I collected while recuperating. Enjoy this mixture of humor & somber reality.

Conan O'Brien: “In 3 months I've gone from network television to Twitter to performing live in theater, & now I'm headed to basic cable. My plan is working perfectly.”

Tim Goodman, SF Chronicle TV Critic: “Remember, all [Conan] failed at was being Jay Leno—and there's only one unfunny, delusional, power-mad, attention seeker capable of pulling that off.”

Chris Rock & George Lopez chat:[re. Conan's move to TBS at 11 am, making George move his show to midnight]

  CR: “You're gonna move for the white man? You don't have to clean a park or nothin', right?”  
  GL: “I get to go to work an hour later. That's a Latino's dream come true!”

Jesse Ventura: “Why hasn't the Catholic Church been prosecuted under the RICO laws of organized crime?” 

Bill Maher: “Don't 'worry'. Goldman Sachs has the best attorneys: Alito, Breyer, Ginsburg, Kennedy, Roberts, Scalia, Sotomayor, Stevens, & Thomas—our Supreme Court.”..........And, “I'd like to see Sarah Palin & Michelle Bachman on Jeopardy.”

Joan Rivers: [re. Kate Gosselin on DWTS] “Every time she lifts her leg, I think another kid is going to fly out.”

David Pogue, New York Times Tech Writer & Novelist: “Law of Hygienic Immersion: Fully immersing the body in bathwater immediately causes the phone to ring.”..........And, “Closet corollary to the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics: Random junk explodes to fill the available closet space.”

Ron Paul: “Why are we building an embassy in London for 1 billion $ when the U.S. is bankrupt?”

Jon Stewart's retort to Fox News: “Fuck you!”